just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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