I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
try to milk me bitch
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