READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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