It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The struggles of a small town man whore
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