awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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