My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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