if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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