HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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