I wish I could teleport
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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