His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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