Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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