easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize