I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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