I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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