Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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