If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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