who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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