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hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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