State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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