he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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