i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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