yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm passing your future prison.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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