question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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