I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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