gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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