I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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