I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
