2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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