Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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