It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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