we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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