mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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