I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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