hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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