we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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