I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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