He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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Do I have a choice?
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The uberlube is also flammable
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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