why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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