At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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