Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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