Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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