I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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