I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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