FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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