just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't think brook has ever known best
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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