Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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