we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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