I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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