I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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