Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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