What should our trivia night team be named?
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i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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