i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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