? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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