im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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