I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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